Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Prayers here

And prayers there

Lots of prayers everywhere.

Well, I tried to get this post started early this morning but I thwarted myself by accidentally hitting "Publish" as I was hurrying out the door to my class, so I had to then go back and delete the whole thing as that was the only option it gave me!

Instead of getting my post started, I first went around visiting and commenting when I stopped and realized that I need to get my own done.

So many people were asking for or needed prayers that I thought how perfect that Michael and I are going to a healing Mass tonight, so we can ask for healing for so many others too! But I have already been 'sneaking' in prayers for everybody even as I drove to and from class and shopping.

Even though I don't 'know' Janine from Sniffles and Smiles, she needs prayer, so I can be her new prayer friend.

Now for some smiles.....

Get Well Soon
A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.

The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown down enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the ultra sticky kind. Written in large black letters was the sentence, "Get well soon! Luv, from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week!"

Q. What does HMO stand for?
A. This is actually a variation of the phrase, 'Hey, Moe!' Its roots go back to a concept pioneered by Dr. Moe Howard of "The Three Stoogies " who discovered that a patient could be made to forget about the pain in his foot if he was poked hard enough in the eyes.

Q. I just joined an HMO. How difficult will it be to choose the doctor I want?
A. Just slightly more difficult than choosing your parents. Your insurer will provide you with a book listing all the doctors who were participating in the plan. These doctors basically fall into two categories those who are no longer accepting new patients, and those who will see you but are no longer part of the plan. But don't worry, the remaining doctor who is still in the plan and accepting new patients has an office just a half-day's drive away and that diploma from a small Caribbean Island is very fresh.

Q. Do all diagnostic procedures require pre-certification?
A. No. Only those you need.

Q. What are preexisting conditions?
A. This is a term used by the grammatically challenged when they want to talk about existing conditions. Unfortunately, we appear to be pre-stuck with 'pre and now' meaning the same.

Q. Can I get coverage for my preexisting conditions?
A. Certainly, as long as they don't require any treatment.

Q. What happens if I want to try alternative forms of medicine?
A. You'll need to find alternative forms of payment.

Q. My pharmacy plan only covers generic drugs, but I need the name brand. I tried the generic medication, but it gave me a stomach ache. What should I do?
A. Poke yourself in the eye.

Q. What if I'm away from home and I get sick?
A. You really shouldn't do that.

Q. I think I need to see a specialist, but my doctor insists he can handle my problem. Can a general practitioner really perform a heart transplant right in his office?
A. Hard to say, but considering that all you're risking is the $10 CO-payment, there is no harm giving him a shot at it.

Q. Will health care be any different in the next century?
A. No. But if you call right now, you might get an appointment by then.

~~~Heavenly Father thank You for the blessing of giving us a way to support and help others through prayer.


  1. Hi Marcy...
    I am about to head out of the door in a few minutes, myself...going to church. Our last revival service ends tonight...but 'revival' should be ongoing...and hopefully it will be.
    I loved the joke about the tape on the cop's chest. I immediately thought of electrical tape!! :)))
    Smiles from Jackie

  2. Hi Marcy...
    As I was thinking about Janine today, your friend Cheryl came to mind...How is she doing? My DIL's mother had brain cancer and died at a much too young age. Cancer seems so prevalent lately!

    Take care and keep smiling,

  3. you're such a great blogger Marcy :-) Funny jokes. Have a super great healing mass. Thank you for all the great comments you leave me. You have such a gift of encouragement! May God Bless you extra special this fall!!

  4. Hi Marcy,
    I left you a message but apparently my cookies aren't good enough, whatever that means! We been filled with prayers lately for everyone! Hope you are doing well. Love you, Di

  5. Hi Marcy, I love knowing I am on your prayer list....and I know Janine will be as well. I am so thankful for you that I said a prayer thanking God for bringing you into my life.
    I know you are busy but I do miss you when you don't post, it just seems everyone is slowing down a bit. I understand it though as I take a break once in a while as well and I'm not busy with a family.
    Love your post, your prayer and you....:-) Hugs


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