Di has never been shy
To let us know
Where she would like to go.
So here's a beach or two
For a friend so true...
Are you looking for some townhouses on the beach Di?....
Or maybe a more secluded spot where you can set up your own little tent?...
Uh oh, found these guys listed as beach creatures...maybe they're just stopping by to entertain Diana?...
How's this spot, complete with a colorful beach towel?....
Here's a nice fixer upper house on the beach...what do you think, Di?....
Can't tell what's in between those trees and making it bigger only makes it grainier so Di will just have to go investigate...
It looks a little windy here, but Di, remember you are from the windy city...
Are you picturing yourself doing this?.....
Or do these chairs look more inviting?.....
How about a little island all to yourself (Jake can come along too if he's being a good boy!)......
Uh oh...watch your food or these guys will swipe it....
Ah, yes, beloved beach glass just for you...something I had never heard of till Eileen let me see the light!....
Okay, now here's all your Village friends dropping in to see you....
Guess you'll be pretty surprised when you see this photo I snapped of you getting ready for your trip to the beach!!! You are styling girl!!!.....
Well I searched and searched for some cute beach jokes and could only find these, so they may be a little corny or pitiful but they are nice and CLEAN (guess they were washed by the beach or washed up on shore or just beachy keen jokes)!....
What did the pacific ocean say to the atlantic ocean?
Nothing, they just waved!
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Why couldn't the sailor play cards on his boat?
Because someone was always sitting on the deck.
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What does stuck seaweed say?
"Kelp! Kelp!"
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What did the fish use as a cell phone?
A Shell Phone!
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What do you find on a small beach?
Micro-waves!
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What do you call a woman with sand paper on her head?
Sandy!
~~~Heavenly Father, Son and Holy Spirit thank You for the blessings of good friends celebrating the special day of their birth and our ability to make them smile!
