Thursday, September 17, 2009

Smile and shake your Head...It's Time for Goofiness

We are overdue for some goofiness and craziness as there has been too much sadness or badness going on in the world. So sit back and relax with a friend, like this guy, but make sure the gorilla has the bigger sandwich...



Here's a great way to keep Santa incognito or get a great shot of yourself with a perfect expression on your face...

They say a picture is worth a thousand words, so how much is a picture worth with a word ?....


Remember how Jackie @ Teacher's Pet always hid herself when showing herself taking a picture? So don't be scared if you see this individual out taking pictures, just walk up and say "Hi Jackie, we all miss you" (and she wondered why some of her shots were blurry)....





Love the crazy eyes on this beagle puppy dog...looks like he got into some beer...




If your neighbor won't be neighborly and chat at the fence, maybe the neighbor's dog will be neighborly (in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood...oh the neighbor's dog is a neighbor in your neighborhood)......


For all of you who have wondered about this, just hang on and Neil will be back as soon as he checks the mail for God's answer...


This is how I picture alot of you wonderful people before your morning coffee (since I am not a coffee drinker this is just my all purpose look)......



Can't quite figure out what he went after on the end of that pole, but there must be a better way to get it (what is that thing and why is this guy sideways?)....


This little kitten must have shared a few laps of the beer that beagle was obviously lapping up...


Wow...a sale is a sale and I would LOVE to get these for Michael (for those of you who are saying, surely she is just joking...NOPE, I would REALLY buy these for him!)...so sorry I missed this one!...

Woodpeckers can be nothing but trouble, so don't take them along on your next Ark trip...


Except for the fact that she's sooooo young, this could be Lisa in Colorado @Are We There Yet? visiting Sarah in Hawaii @So...This Is The Road I Am Traveling On.....





Just in case all of this wasn't quite silly enough, here are some real life and real goofy questions and answers...

◦Lawyer: "Can you tell us what was stolen from your house?"
◦Witness: "There was a rifle that belonged to my father that was stolen from the hall closet."
◦Lawyer: "Can you identify the rifle?"
◦Witness: "Yes. There was something written on the side of it."
◦Lawyer: "And what did the writing say?"
◦Witness: "'Winchester'!"
(So, make sure you write down and ID all your valuables like that Maytag washer and the GE stove, your Rolex watch etc. so that they will be easily found and returned to you too!)
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◦Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"
The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.
(The main reason he was put in jail was that they felt someone needed to protect him from himself, so they can't even put him in solitary confinement because he'd be keeping bad company.)
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◦Lawyer: "Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?"
◦Witness: "Yes."
◦Lawyer: "Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?"
◦Witness: "Yes, sir."
◦Lawyer: "What did she say?"
Witness: "'What disco am I at?'"
(See what happens when you end a sentence with a preposition?...you go straight to jail!)
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◦Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
◦Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."
(This lawyer is so 'pleased' with the witness that he will probably try to get jail time for him too.)
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◦Lawyer: "What happened then?"
◦Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
◦Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
◦Witness: "No."
(Now, wait a minute, Mr. Witness, don't rush your answer...think it over CAREFULLY.)
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◦Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
◦Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."
(First let us question the first lawyer with several of his own questions and see if he can answer ANY of them.)
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◦Lawyer: "Do you drink when you're on duty?"
◦Witness: "I don't drink when I'm on duty, unless I come on duty drunk."
(This guy is just downright scary.)
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◦Lawyer: "Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"
◦Witness: "The victim lived."
(Those victims just ruin it for everyone but they do give this lawyer a chance to show his "brilliance".)
~~~Thank You dear Lord for the blessings of comic relief and a way to refresh ourselves and go 'tackle ' the world with a smile.

13 comments:

  1. Marcy you are priceless, and I am still laughing.....a great way to start my day..coffee with Marcy.. by the way the picture you posted of me does me justice!
    Have a wonderful day Marcy, I know everyone who comes in contact with you today will find that bit of happiness we all need, luv ya my friend.....:-) Hugs

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  2. Marcy, you are such a refreshing sparkle to my day every day! Thank you for your kind comments too. Yes our little Ryan (mild autism) is such a sweet blessing in our lives and reminds us each and every day how precious life is and we are to each other...NOW to go and tackle my day! Huhoney is in for surgery on his eyes in a couple of hours....PHEW the fun never stops at the higgins house!

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  3. Hi Marcy,
    Oh my gosh I was LOL at the thought of Jackie under that afghan with the camera! Very cute!
    Love Di

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  4. ***Aaah, Bernie, you kinow the way to my heart...just tell me that I made you smile!

    ***Linda, Ryan is totally adorable and now I will say a prayer for your hubby's surgery.

    ***Di, you made me go back and chuckle over Jackie under the afghan.

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  5. Marcy...You are too funny!
    Thanks for the smiles...
    ~Afghan Jackie~
    :))

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  6. Yes, I, in fact, have a slipper time share in HI. :) He he he. Thanks for the smile from miles away.

    Aloha!!!!

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  7. Marcy, Who gave you that picture of me before I had my morning coffee LOL Thanks for all of the giggles. I hope your having a good day!

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  8. my mom will love these! she is in the justice system :-) You rock!

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  9. Wow Marcy...that does look a lot like me in the morning...the hair straight up and the color green..
    Very nice little tribute to Jackie...I miss her already :(
    I hate to say it but lately that very well could have been me that painted that slow...I think I'm slipping some :)
    Thank you for the sweet e-mail you sent me!!
    It made me smile and want to reach out across the miles and give you a BIG hug!!
    HUGS........Jerelene

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  10. You definitely have an extra creative gene, Marcy. How you ever come up with such ideas and the pictures to go with them amazes me! I always leave with a smile.

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  11. Marcy, Marcy, Marcy....
    Enough said! I know, I've already commented...but you know I have to hog the comment section... :)) You have a clever way of making one feel happy and special. Thank you for that...
    I'll be baaaaaaack...but not tonight (aren't you glad!)
    Smiles from Jackie

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  12. Adorable post!
    You make everyone happier just for having visited here!
    And you gave a whole new meaning to 'afghan days' for me! (That's what I called bad weather days because I like to curl up under an afghan with a good book, but now I'll be checking for Jackie under it first!)
    Love this post, Marcy!
    And thanks for ALL your notes to me!
    Love YOU Marcy!, E

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  13. Still Giggling, Marcy! We've downsized (family-in-the-shoe-wise)from hip boots to kneehighs now, with four boys out of the house (most of the time.). But I think I'll have to move out at least four or five more to downsize to a flipflop. And by then I WILL be that old! But, you bet your sweet bippy I'll be sailing out to Hawaii or some tropical clime. &:o)

    (Oh, and that little green guy does look a lot like me, too, before my coffee. Just needs the hair fluffed up a little....)

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