Smile and shake your Head...It's Time for Goofiness

We are overdue for some goofiness and craziness as there has been too much sadness or badness going on in the world. So sit back and relax with a friend, like this guy, but make sure the gorilla has the bigger sandwich...

Here's a great way to keep Santa incognito or get a great shot of yourself with a perfect expression on your face...

They say a picture is worth a thousand words, so how much is a picture worth with a word ?....


Remember how Jackie @ Teacher's Pet always hid herself when showing herself taking a picture? So don't be scared if you see this individual out taking pictures, just walk up and say "Hi Jackie, we all miss you" (and she wondered why some of her shots were blurry)....

Love the crazy eyes on this beagle puppy dog...looks like he got into some beer...

If your neighbor won't be neighborly and chat at the fence, maybe the neighbor's dog will be neighborly (in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood...oh the neighbor's dog is a neighbor in your neighborhood)......

For all of you who have wondered about this, just hang on and Neil will be back as soon as he checks the mail for God's answer...

This is how I picture alot of you wonderful people before your morning coffee (since I am not a coffee drinker this is just my all purpose look)......

Can't quite figure out what he went after on the end of that pole, but there must be a better way to get it (what is that thing and why is this guy sideways?)....

This little kitten must have shared a few laps of the beer that beagle was obviously lapping up...

Wow...a sale is a sale and I would LOVE to get these for Michael (for those of you who are saying, surely she is just joking...NOPE, I would REALLY buy these for him!)...so sorry I missed this one!...

Woodpeckers can be nothing but trouble, so don't take them along on your next Ark trip...

Except for the fact that she's sooooo young, this could be Lisa in Colorado @Are We There Yet? visiting Sarah in Hawaii @So...This Is The Road I Am Traveling On.....

Just in case all of this wasn't quite silly enough, here are some real life and real goofy questions and answers...

◦Lawyer: "Can you tell us what was stolen from your house?"
◦Witness: "There was a rifle that belonged to my father that was stolen from the hall closet."
◦Lawyer: "Can you identify the rifle?"
◦Witness: "Yes. There was something written on the side of it."
◦Lawyer: "And what did the writing say?"
◦Witness: "'Winchester'!"

(So, make sure you write down and ID all your valuables like that Maytag washer and the GE stove, your Rolex watch etc. so that they will be easily found and returned to you too!)
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◦Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"
The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.
(The main reason he was put in jail was that they felt someone needed to protect him from himself, so they can't even put him in solitary confinement because he'd be keeping bad company.)
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◦Lawyer: "Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?"
◦Witness: "Yes."
◦Lawyer: "Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?"
◦Witness: "Yes, sir."
◦Lawyer: "What did she say?"
Witness: "'What disco am I at?'"
(See what happens when you end a sentence with a preposition?...you go straight to jail!)

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◦Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
◦Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."

(This lawyer is so 'pleased' with the witness that he will probably try to get jail time for him too.)
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◦Lawyer: "What happened then?"
◦Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
◦Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
◦Witness: "No."

(Now, wait a minute, Mr. Witness, don't rush your answer...think it over CAREFULLY.)
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◦Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
◦Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."

(First let us question the first lawyer with several of his own questions and see if he can answer ANY of them.)

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◦Lawyer: "Do you drink when you're on duty?"
◦Witness: "I don't drink when I'm on duty, unless I come on duty drunk."

(This guy is just downright scary.)
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◦Lawyer: "Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"
◦Witness: "The victim lived."
(Those victims just ruin it for everyone but they do give this lawyer a chance to show his "brilliance".)

~~~Thank You dear Lord for the blessings of comic relief and a way to refresh ourselves and go 'tackle ' the world with a smile.