Short and Sweet

Yesterday's post was entirely too long...didn't realize that as I had been adding a little here and there, then rushing like a crazed maniac to finish the green comment part before going to church. Hope no one dozed off half way through it (checking back in the post, I almost did)!

So here are some short and sweet things, like Oliver as a kitten, in the kitchen looking up while the camera strap dangles down.

This sign pretty much says it all:










These flowers are short and sweet:

For some reason this picture popped up when I wrote short and sweet, so I guess charming or being charming is short or sweet or both:

To give you a complete break from yesterday's "yawner", even the jokes will be short and sweet (aka corny):

Know why a room full of married people looks so empty? There's not a Single person in it...


Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for 75 cents.


Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Answer: DAM!!


Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide? Because it's too cold "out tide!"


What do you call a boom-a-rang, that doesn't come back? Answer: A Stick!!!!


Why did the stoplight turn red?

Wouldn't you if you had to change in the middle of the street??



P. S. Tomorrow I will finally share "my little surprise present from God" that I found about four days ago.

~~~Thank you, Lord for the ability to make a point without making a yawn.